Monday, August 30, 2010

University of Eternity Chapter 3


Chapter 3
Mysterious Wave

 

 
  

 
    I didn't sleep well all I could think about was getting to that beach. It wouldn't have been such a big deal but Jake through such a little bitch fit about it that it just made my curiosity dance even more. I lay in bed and watched the dawn break, no sun came streaming through my windows, just another day of overcast. Cloudy was definitely the sunny, this was going to take some getting used to. I finally got up and went and took a shower, I put my green and white Roxy bikini on, threw on my favorite pair of old jeans that were torn at the knees, my old Ramones t-shirt, hoodie, and slipped on my vans sneakers. I just tied my hair up in a big pile on top of my head. Grabbed my iPod, cell, wallet and keys and went down stairs. I walked in the kitchen to find my dad and Sue sitting at the table both were drinking coffee, my dad was reading the paper and Sue was reading a book, I couldn't tell what the title was.

    "Coffee's hot and fresh Bella" Sue said with a cheery tone and a smile. This was still so surreal to me, it didn't bother me, and it was just going to take some getting used to is all. She hadn't moved in yet, but I got the feeling that she stayed here often. Sue had two kids from of her own Seth and Leah, I had meant when I was younger. When Jake and I hung out when we were kids, they would occasionally tag along, Seth more than Leah, I always remembered Leah hanging out with some other boy, and I think his name was Sam Ulley or something.

    "Oh yeah, thanks" I replied. "Hey dad does that outdoor store sell wetsuits?" I asked. "I ah need to get one; I don't fit into my old one"

    "Yeah pretty sure they do, but I don't think they open for another half hour" He said in a raspy voice. It sounded as though he may have had one too many Rainiers last night with Billy, it made me smile a little. Trying to relive their glory days I'm sure.

    "Oh, ok no worries" I went and grabbed a mug from the cupboard and filled it with coffee. "Uh, where is the sugar?" Sue handed me the sugar from the table. "Thanks" I took it from her hand and she just smiled at me and nodded then went back to reading her book. I put two heaping spoonfuls in my cup and stirred it around and then added a splash of milk, which had been sitting on the counter. I just stood there for a few minutes and sipped on my coffee enjoying the hot liquid. I needed the caffeine. After I was done, I put the milk back in the fridge and washed my mug out and placed it in the dish drainer to dry.

    "Well I am gonna take off" I said to my dad and Sue as I walked out of the kitchen.

    "Hey Bells, be careful" Charlie said in his raspy hung over tone. "Bye Bella" Sue said in her sweet voice. The contrast of their two voices made me laugh a little.

    "Yeah see ya later" I replied as I walked out the door and down to the garage to grab my boards. I placed in the bed of my truck and realized I didn't grab a towel or anything so I ran back in the house to get one. I ended up grabbing a blanket out of the closet as well, shit for all I knew I might need it, this place was like the Arctic to me. I said goodbye to my dad and Sue again and climbed in my truck. I still couldn't believe that my dad got me a truck, it wasn't the greatest, but it was mine. I had never had my own vehicle before, so this was pretty kick ass as far as I was concerned. I put the key in the ignition and brought the old engine to life. I turned the radio off and opted to listen to my iPod instead, not that you couldn't catch a good station out of Seattle, I just preferred my music. The first song that came on was "Under Water Love" by Smoke City, which was so weird. It was the same song that I heard coming from the black Volvo SUV yesterday. Anyway, I put my truck in gear and headed down to the store to get my wetsuit.

    When I pulled into the parking lot of the outdoor store, I saw a guy had just flipped the open sign on the door. Perfect timing; I grabbed my wallet and jumped out of my truck and headed in to the store. When I opened the door it made a little bell go off, to let the workers know that a customer was here. I started to walk over to the counter to ask where the wetsuits were. The store smelled of leather and cardboard, most likely from all of the hiking boots and shipping boxes. The store was small but well stocked, it had everything it seemed, from sleeping bags, fishing gear, canoes, and sporting equipment. When I reached the counter there was a boy there, he seemed about my age, he was a little bit taller than me, shaggy hair the color of dirty sand, and muddy blue eyes, he seemed fit, he had on a t-shirt with the stores name "Newton's Outdoor Sporting Goods" the hunter green color of the shirt was faded, he must have worked here for a while.

    "Ah, hi, do you guys sell wet suits?" I asked. The boy just kind of looked at me for a second, kind of starring. It was a little awkward.

    "Oh aaa, yeah, they are over there in the back corner" He replied. "Thanks" I said as I walked to the back. That was weird. When I got back there, they didn't have to big of a selection, but they had what I needed and luckily they had my size. Which isn't too hard, I am not the biggest person in the world. Being only 5'3'' and weighing like 105 lbs on a good day; sometimes I feel like I could where kid stuff. My small frame always made me feel awkward and clumsy, except for when I am on my board; then it is a totally different story. My body just works, my legs and arms, my feet, everything works together; every muscle just knows what to do. I love the feeling when I am up on my board riding a wave, the feeling of the ocean underneath me; it's so intense, it's better than sex. Well if I could actually make that comparison, but I am sure it's better than sex. Then for some strange reason the song "Under Water Love" flashed into my mind.

    "Hey you need any help" The guy behind the counter said, startling me. I jumped a little and shot around. I didn't even notice him walk over, spaced out again, or something.

    "Uh no I am good, I uh am gonna take this one, thanks though" I replied trying to shake myself out of my little trance.

    "Ok, I will just ring you up then. My name is Mike, Mike Newton" He said as we both walked to the counter. It made sense now that his shirt was so faded, his family must own the store. "So do you surf?"

    "Yeah, I needed a wetsuit I am not really used to the water here. I am used to surfing in much warmer water" He looked at me like he was waiting for an explanation, I hated talking about myself, but I figured since I was going to be here all summer, the least I could do was tell him my name. "Oh sorry, I'm Bella Swan" I said hesitantly as I pulled out my card to pay for my wetsuit.

    "Oh your Chief Swan's daughter, yeah I heard him talking to my dad last week when he was in here buying some fishing line, about you coming from Hawaii or something" He handed me my slip and I signed it, and handed it back to him. "So what's the surf like there, I have never been. Do you know any famous surfers, like Irons or Slater?" I just looked at him with a look of annoyance.

    "Uh, I don't know those guys personally, I know a lot of surfers, if they are famous who knows, I just like to surf" I said and grabbed my wet suit and started for the door.

    "Oh well good to meet you Bella, maybe I will see you out on the water sometime" Mike called after me. I really hope not, I thought to myself. Guys like him annoyed me, they surfed because they think it's the cool thing to do and it will get them laid, not because they love it. Jesus surfing is a lifestyle not a fucking hobby.

    "Yeah maybe" And I walked out the door. I got in my truck as quick as possible; I was ready to get down to that beach.

    It felt like it took me forever to get there, once I got pass La Push I slowed down, and on the right hand side of the road I noticed there was a small turn around. It looked like it could fit three cars, so I pulled in. It was off the road slightly and surrounded by trees leading into the forest. I got out and put my wet suit on, it wasn't that warm out, the moist air hitting my skin made me shiver. I grabbed my back pack with my towel; blanket and all my other junk, and flung it over my shoulders. I walked around my truck to get my board; I had brought both my long and short board I knew there wasn't much of calling for my short board, but I really wanted to ride it, so that is the one I grabbed and I took off for the beach. I walked across the road back pack on my shoulders and my board over my head, there wasn't anyone around and I didn't even here any vehicles, just the sound of the water crashing against the shore. I walked along the road a bit and then I saw a set of wooden steps that led down to the beach. Hell yeah I thought to myself, having to have figured a way to climb down that sandy, rocky riff would have been a chore and with my coordination, most likely a disaster. I got down to the beach an chose my spot, the smell of the water was intoxicating, the moist sand under my feet even though it was cold felt like a little piece of heaven. I set everything down and got the blanket out. I sat there for a few minute waxing my board and watching the surf. It was so different over here, La Push was choppy and could be chaotic, but this, this was beautiful. The sets were rolling in; three waves each, breaking to right. They couldn't have been more than 3-5 feet high but they were what I needed. So, that was my cue, I grabbed my board and ran. When I hit the water, it was a shock to my face; I was not used to it at all. It was like hitting ice, shit I was not ready for that, Washington Pacific and Hawaii Pacific were definitely not the same Pacific. Anyway I just shook it off and paddled out, I duck dived through the first set and made it past the break. I just sat there for a bit floating feeling the power of the water beneath me, letting the salty breeze sweep over my body, god I could just lay here forever. The water was dark and grey, not the bright clear and turquoise blue I was used to, but the smell, oh that beautiful pungent salty smell was there. I sat up and saw a set coming in, I gagged it and started to paddle, faster, faster and snap. There I was up and riding, I followed it in, working the wave, feeling its speed under my body. I immediately paddled back out past the break, I was already surf stoked. High on adrenaline a paddled in for another.

    I don't know how long I had been out there, but I was starting to get cold, so I was going to take this wave in and go get warm. I paddled into the wave, and as I stood up all of a sudden it felt like something just crashed into my board. I went head first into the water, damn I was getting thrashed. And then I felt it, a sharp deep pang against my head. I had gone straight into a big ass rock; I could feel myself start to go dark. I needed to focus, follow your bubbles Bella, I couldn't my body hurt, it was getting smashed back into the rock again, I couldn't figure which way was up. My focus was gone, I could feel myself slipping, I didn't panic as the black started to take over, a strange calm rushed over me, and I could hear the words to "Under Water Love" playing. I just let myself go. Then all of a sudden I felt myself jerk, I could feel my body being pulled. I wasn't fully aware of what was happening, then it hit me like a Mack truck, the air, it was cold, and piercing. I could feel the salt water burning in my throat as I spit it out. My hands were in the gravely sand, my lungs and chest hurt, my throat burned, I was trying to open my eyes, but my head was throbbing. I forced my eyelids to crack and there hovering over me was a figure. A man, boy, with dark brown auburn hair, he had dark golden or black eyes, with long eye lashes, I couldn't tell they were so intense, his face was smooth, square jaw, full lips, his shoulders were broad, his chest was strong and lean. I just held there stunned, looking at his pale, heroic physique. Was I dreaming I didn't know my head was throbbing?

    "Hello, hey stay with me, hey stay with" I heard him say, his voice was like deep velvet. But I could feel myself fading again and I let go.

    

    Images taken from google.com (Washington Surf Pics)


There ya go monkeys...hope you love it..grrrr...enjoy enjoy...huggies and squieshies...

Saturday, August 28, 2010

University of Eternity Chapter 2


Chapter 2
Cloudy is the new Sunny

 

 

 

 
    It was a little awkward seeing Charlie at baggage claim. He was standing there leaning up against one of the pillars next to where they said my flights luggage was going to be coming out, he had on a pair of jeans, a flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up, hiking boots, and of course the famous Chief Swan mustache, his hair was still short and with just a touch of gray at the edges and in his mustache, and maybe he looked a little older, but other than that the same old Charlie. He always looked as though he was ready to go fishing or hiking, as did most of the people in Washington. He didn't notice me at first as I came walking over, he seemed to be lost in his thoughts.

    "Cha…Dad" I said getting his attention. "Hey" I felt like I was interrupting him or something. I just kind of stood there; I felt a little odd I didn't know what to do. I hadn't seen him in 4 years and we weren't exactly the closest and didn't have that kind of huggy relationship, well at least not since I was little as far as I knew.

    "Oh, hey Bells. How was your flight?" He said breaking away from whatever thoughts he was absorbed in.

    "It was fine, I had a window seat and no one sat next to me so I had plenty of room" I just kind of stood there for a second, then I walked over to where the luggage come out, it was starting to beep letting everyone know that their luggage was coming. Charlie followed behind me keeping a safe distance between us, I could tell he felt a little nervous. "Hey Dad I hope you brought your truck and not the cruiser cause I brought my surfboards with me"

    "Yeah I figured as much, don't worry Bells I brought the Truck"

    Charlie helped me grab my suitcases and surfboards off the conveyer and then went and got a cart. We loaded the stuff up and headed out to the truck. After we got in the truck I pulled my cell phone out and called my Mom and Phil to let them know that I made it. My Mother of course reminding me to be nice and to try to have fun; it just made me think about Hawaii and how much I already missed it. I hadn't even been gone 24 hours yet and it felt as though it had been years. The ride to Forks was quiet, Charlie didn't say much and I didn't do much to encourage it. The sky was cloudy and the air was slightly warm, but not like the summer warm I was used to, I was kind of cold and was glad that I had my hoodie with me. By the time we got to Forks it started to rain a little, something I was going to have to get used to. Charlie pulled into the driveway, his police cruiser was parked off to the side. The house still looked the same, white with cement steps leading to the wooden front door; the grass and hedges had just been cut, I could smell it as I got out of the truck. The tree that stood out front seemed bigger, the branches almost touching the house.

    "Looks the same" I said as Charlie grabbed my suitcases from the truck. I grabbed my surfboard from the bed.

    "Yep" Charlie responded as he walked up the steps into the house. "You can put your boards in the garage; I put up some wooden hooks so you can hang them"

    "Oh, thanks" I replied and then walked over to the garage. I set my boards against the side and opened the garage door and found the hooks and hung them up. As I was walking back up to the front of the house a black Volvo SUV, red Mercedes, and a silver Jeep that was all decked out drove past the house; it wouldn't have caught my attention other than those cars seemed a little out of place for the small town of Forks. The Vovlo slowed down a little as it drove by, I could hear the music from the car. I recognized the song, it was "Under Water Love" by Smoke City, and I noticed that on top of the Volvo there was a surfboard carrier, I couldn't see who was inside because the windows were tinted dark.

    "Hey Dad" I yelled in the house.

    "Yeah, I'm up here" He replied from upstairs.

    I walked up the stairs, lugging my backpack. I walked into my room, to find Charlie parking my suitcases. It was the same, teal blue walls, a 1940's style bedroom set that was my grandma's, and white sheer curtains. My boxes my mom had sent were in the corner and the smaller one was sitting on the desk. There were still pictures hanging up that I had painted from when I was little. That made me smile a little, I could see that Charlie had cleaned it, there wasn't much dust and there was a stack of clean sheets on the bed. It smelled of lemon cleaner, cardboard boxes and rain from outside, I could see he had opened one of the windows.

    "He who owns the black Volvo, it seemed to be in a group with a red Mercedes and a silver Jeep" I asked curiously

    "Oh, yeah those are the Cullen kids. They moved here a few years back. A few of them just graduated this year." He replied looking at me with a slight smirk on his face, like he was wondering why I cared.

    "I was just wondering those cars seemed a little out of place for Forks" I said as I moved over and sat on my bed, the mattress was soft under my weight.

    "Yeah well, that family has money. Their dad is Dr. Cullen he is the new head of the surgical department over at the hospital and I think his wife Esme is some sort of architect or something fancy like that" He said scratching his neck. "They are nice people, Dr. Cullen does a lot of good and helps down at the station when its needed. And his kids never give me any trouble, they mostly stick to themselves. People talked when they first got here, but that didn't last too long, they just weren't used to having people with money around is all and 4 of the 5 well they are kind of couples, see there are Rosalie and Jasper Hale who are brother and sister, and then there is Emmet, Edward and Alice Cullen who are brothers and sister, and Dr. and Mrs. Cullen took them in, they are all foster kids. And I guess Rosalie and Emmet are a couple and Alice and Jasper are a couple, I don't know, people talked and well whatever. Other people's business is other people's business. Those kids were always good and never caused me any grief and from what Red told me, they were pretty damn smart too, all of them were straight A students in school and never caused problems"

    "Oh, kay" I replied as I was messing with my iPod. Then we heard honking coming from the driveway. I looked up at Charlie curious.

    "Oh that must be Billy, Jacob and Sue. C'mon Bells I gotta surprise for ya" He said as he started to walk downstairs and outside.

    I walked outside and there was Billy Black, Jacob and Sue Clearwater. Charlie walked over to Billy giving him a friendly handshake and punching Jacob on the shoulder. Then to my surprise he walked over to Sue and hugged her then planted a kiss on her cheek. I just kind of stood there for a second confused, and then I walked down the steps to great everyone. Jacob had definitely changed, he was tall and muscular, I mean holyshit he was not the boy I remembered at all. I had to stop myself from starring.

    "Hey Bells, you remember Billy Black and Jacob" He said as he stood there with his arm around Sue.

    "Yeah, hey; how are you guys doing?" I asked still slightly confused by my dad's actions and Jacobs physique.

    "Hey, Bella how was your flight?" Billy asked as he rolled over in his wheel chair. Jacob stood there leaning against an old chevy truck that was a faded redish orange color.

    "So Bella, you still surf?" Jacob asked picking at some dirt that was stuck on the bed of the truck.

    "Yeah, I brought my boards" I replied, I was getting anxious standing there. I wanted to know the meaning behind my dad's behavior. "So dad what's the surprise?" I asked trying to act cool.

    "Well you're looking at it, so what do ya think?" He said as he pointed to the truck that Jacob was leaning against.

    "Huh, you got me a truck?" I asked in a slightly shocked tone.

    "Yep just bought it off Billy, got it for your graduation present. Figured you could use a set of wheels while you're here, figured you would need it" He said smiling and pulling Sue a little bit tighter. "And the other part of your surprise is, Sue and I are getting married" he said and then kissed sue on the cheek.

    I just kind of stood there for a minute in shock. I had no idea my dad was even dating. And the fact that Sue was my dad's friends wife, well widow; I never really thought about Charlie as being the relationship kind of guy. Maybe that is what he was thinking about when he was at the airport.

    "Uh, um Congratulations" I said stumbling over my words. I really didn't know what else to say. "Thanks for the truck, its perfect" I blurted out as I walked over to it.

    "Yeah I totally rebuilt the engine and did some body work on it, it runs great, but you have to make sure you double pump the clutch when you shift" Jacob said as he climbed into the passenger seat next to me. I put the key into the ignition and let the engine roar. "Hey dad gonna go take her out for a spin"

    "Alright Bells, buckle up and be safe" He said and then Jacob and I pulled out of the driveway.

    We drove down to La Push beach. It was cloudy out still and kind of misty out. I kind of wish that I had brought my surfboard but I didn't have a wetsuit yet; I needed to go pick one up tomorrow first thing tomorrow. Jacob was talkative as I drove; he messed around with the radio until he found a song that he liked. I didn't pay too much attention to it; I was trying to concentrate on driving. When we got to the beach I pulled into a parking space and turned the engine off, it back fired and it made me jump. Jacob just looked at me and snickered.

    "So, has there been any good swells?" I asked Jake as I got out of my truck.

    "Yeah there has been a few, nothing to great" He replied as we headed toward the water.

    We walked down the beach for a while. I looked back and couldn't really see the truck anymore, I wasn't worried. I doubt anyone was going to steal it. We had walked quite a ways, I didn't recognize where we were. I don't think I have ever been to this part of the beach before. Then Jake grabbed my arm suddenly.

    "Uh hey we should turn around" He said in a strange tone.

    "Why, what's the big deal? It's just more beach" I said looking at him strangely.

    "Well that is a private beach over there" He said again in that strange tone.

    "And what you're scared of trespassing? Seriously? I said in an annoyed tone. C'mon there isn't anyone here Jake, let's just keep walking" I said and tried to pull him along. But he just stopped me.

    "No Bella" He said sternly and grabbed my arm. It kind of hurt, not really but he had a serious look on his face now. His eyes were dark and piercing and his hand felt big and strong against my arm.

    "Jesus Jake, let go you're hurting me" I yelled and jerked away from him. I just stood there pissed and annoyed. I just walked off back towards the truck. I didn't talk to him the rest of the way back. I pulled in the driveway of my house and turned the truck off. I got out and slammed the door shut and marched up the stairs into the house. Jake followed and went into the living room where everyone else was at. They were all laughing and drinking beer. I could see the cans of rainier on the coffee table. I went into the kitchen to grab a coke out of the fridge. I was still irritated at Jake. I wanted to know why he wouldn't go down that part of the beach. It didn't make any sense, it's not like anyone was there, no one would have known. Well all I knew is that I was going to go back there alone, private beach my ass. 


La Push Beach



Song: "Under Water Love" by Smoke City

Friday, August 27, 2010

A little whistle wetting to tide you over until I have your next chapter...gotta love people with photo shop and youtube...

Here is a little tid bit for your viewing PLEASURE...to jump start your weekend...you sex pots...get your sexual fantasies a rolling...you junkies...word to the wise...try not to drool...(Gotta love people and there photoshopping LOL)...anyway...it should wet your whistles none the less monkeys...


ENJOY...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

UPDATE for you Junkies...GRRR...Love you!!!

Aright, 2nd chapter working will be posted shortly... Sorry for the delay I have just been busy, trying to get shit together. Trying figure out that damn facebook page for this blog, for some reason unkown to me, I have developed facebookretarditis and was experiencing some difficulties. But have know fear, all is fine and dandy for the moment. So you can keep your panties on, and I will make sure and keep my big girl panties pulled up. This shit needs to get done ya hear...Any who...back to the matter at hand and that is Fan Fiction dedicated to Twilight and the mouth watering pantie twisting Edward Cullen aka Mr. Robert Pattinson and the kickass middle finger waving beautifully shy Bella Swan aka Kristen Stewart. So let me get on with it...Huggies and Squishes...you know I won't leave you empty handed...so here ya go...drool away cheecky monkeys...

I wonder what she is thinking...I know what I would be thinking...  
Come Back for More Deliciousness Monkeys...Love you all...

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Decissions Desissions...and a little eye candy just because I can...

For fucks sake batman, I have been thinking to myself all day about what's next... Well I have some pretty good ideas brewing in my twisted little brain so don't worry. I have to say I am really enjoying this, taking characters from another book and turning the story into my own, gives me something to do.(you know so I don't have to actually deal with my real life!!!! lmfao literally...) The only conversation I get on a daily basis is that with my 18 month old son, I never wanted to speak toddler so bad in my life, that or dog, it would be nice to know what my two dogs are thinking every now and then as they just lay their fury little asses on the floor and nap all day. Must be nice, the life of a dog, nap, eat, nap, eat, get up go outside, shit, nap, eat, WOW, I think it's time that I re-enter the world of people who speak in coherent sentences and eat with silverware and don't drink out of sippy cups. Oh but never mind all that, I have a book to finish, blogs to write, Fan fiction to peddle, and other work to conquer, so I stay busy. Off I go...Love you all my little internet hookers...hugs and squishes...

I never wanted to be a cigarette so bad in my life...
For fucks sake....that's all I really have to say about that...any objections? I THINK NOT...well there is a little something for ya, ya scanky little bitches...love ya!!! OH you all know you love it!!!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Okee Dokee Cheeky Monkey's here it is...Chapter numero Uno!!!! Enjoy!!!

 Okay so here is the first chapter of University of Eternity my adaptation of the Twilight Series. This adaptation is told from Bella's point of view. This is the first in many to come for OB-scene Fan Fiction...I hope you all likey...Its just the beginning so keep your panties on. My adaption starts out on in the beautiful island paradise of Hawaii where Bella is presented with an offer from her mother that she couldn't refuse...

SO go ahead and read and get addicted my little monkey's...So we can get this bitch rolling...Love you!!!




University Of Eternity






Chapter One
 
Rain for Sun




    I can’t believe that my mother actually convinced me to leave Hawaii and move to Washington for college. 
All for the sake of having a better relationship with my father, well I have to give it to Rene she sure was smooth when she pulled out the, “I will pay for your tuition and pay for your housing…” card. The catch was I had to go to school in Washington close to Charlie, so we could spend time together. Although I wasn’t exactly sure how that was going to work, being that ever since Rene and Charlie split up I had only spent 2 weeks every summer with him and it had been four years since the last time I had done that. I have to admit once I hit fourteen I found myself finding more important things to do rather than going to Forks, Washington to hang out with the Chief of Police.
    Well the deal was done, I was going to go to Charlie’s after graduation and stay with him for two months and then he was going to get me settled at the University of Washington, my new home. I have to admit I am sad that I won’t be going to the University of Hawaii with all of my friends, not that I have a lot of friends, but the few that I do have I will miss. I am going to miss the sun and the morning surf sessions before school, and I am absolutely 100% going to miss my Kona coffee and Aunty Kealoha’s cooking. But having school paid for is something I never thought was going to happen for me, so I am trading my beautiful sunshine for clouds and rain.
    “Bella, come in here. Phil and I want to talk to you.” My mother and new stepfather Phil were sitting out on the lanai. Most likely wanting to give me some sort of “be nice to Charlie” talk, being that’s all they seem to want to talk to me about lately.
    “Okay I’m coming. Wiki wiki.” I said with only the slightest hint of annoyance in my voice.
    “What’s up?” I said, as I plopped down on the big outdoor bamboo sofa.
    “Well Phil and I just wanted to talk to you about Charlie” Said Rene.
    “Mom seriously, this is like the third time this week, I swear I am going to be nice to Charlie. Jesus. Why do keep nagging me about him anyway? It’s starting to get really annoying.”
    “Well it’s just that you haven’t really been around your dad in four years, and it’s not as though you spent that much time with him before that. And I just want you to take it easy on him. Bella you have a tendency to be a little abrasive and stand offish towards people. And I don’t want you and Charlie to be miserable for two months; I want the both of you to get along and to get to know each other again. Have a real father, daughter relationship.”
    I looked at Rene with trying my absolute hardest to hide the condescension, as I replied with a smirk on my face.
    “Yes, mother I got that when you bribed me to go to school in Washington. I mean who doesn’t want to leave paradise and move to the wettest place in the continental U.S.?”
    Phil jumped in, as he usually does when he sees that my mother and I are about to get into one of our sarcastic battle of wits.
    “Now Bells, your mom just wants you to get to know your dad, that’s all. And she just wants to make sure, you’re not gonna kill each other while you’re doing it. Ok?”
    “Ok Phil.” I replied.
    “So we pau? How bout we all go to North Shore tonight for dinner tonight? Celebrate Bells’ graduation, besides we still need to finish planning your grad party. What do ya think?”
    “Sounds good to me” Replied Rene.
    “Sure why not” I said.
    I wasn’t looking forward to planning my graduation party; I didn’t even want to have one. It was going to be more like a farewell party anyway, being that right after I was leaving for the wettest place on Earth. I don’t know what I am going to do, no sun, no real beaches with good surf. I mean really what kind of surf does Forks, Washington have to offer?

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        “BELLA BELLA, Wake up, wake up!!! CONGRATULATIONS GRADUATE!!!”  Rene screamed, waking me from my peaceful slumber.
So graduation day arrived faster than I imagined it would. Waking up to Rene’s obnoxious shouts of congratulations wasn’t exactly my idea of how I wanted to start out the day. It was just another reminder of what little time I had left before I had to leave my little paradise.
“MMM, GAAWD, Mom is that really necessary? Shit!” I groggily replied.
“Bella, you should be excited, you’re graduating today, and don’t say shit. It’s not good to start out the day cussing” Said Rene.
“Whatever.” I replied as I rolled back over, pulling my blanket back over my head in an attempt to block out the daylight and my mother. I just wanted to lay there under the covers and let the day pass; I really wasn’t the kind of person who enjoyed formal affairs of any kind. I was lucky enough to escape high school without having to attend any formal dance, thank God. I’m not one for dressing up and being uncomfortable so I can listen to bad music and have some guy think that he is going to get lucky. I don’t think so.
Thanks to Rene’s annoying rambling I finally crawled out of bed and headed to the bathroom to take a shower. At least the water would drown her out for a little bit, while I would try to get myself in some sort of mood other than “run and hide”. The water felt good as it ran down my skin. I just stood there for a few minutes, trying to forget about all that I had to do. I just let the water take me away, carry me to some place peaceful, relaxing. I let myself melt, I could feel the warm salty breeze coming in through window carrying the scent of plumeria and pukenekne flowers; it broke upon my skin in delicate waves. I just stood there in the intensely erotic moment and let my mind wander.
“BELLA, HEY, BELLA!!” my mother shouted interrupting my brief moment of escape.
“WHAT, I’ll be out in a sec” I shouted back. Somewhat irritated that I wasn’t able to finish what I had started in my head, what had I started in my head? It was all a bit fuzzy, but whatever it was it seemed to be stuck in the back of my mind, unfinished business as it were.
“What is it?” I said standing in a towel with my hair dripping water down my back.
“Bella, we need to get going, you were in the shower for 30 minutes. We have to get to the school”
“Yeah right, how could I forget” I said in a sarcastic tone, with a ridiculous smile on my face.
“Bella, I know you don’t like this kind of thing, but you only graduate high school once, and one day you will look back at this and want to have it be a good memory, not a bad one,”
“Sure mom, whatever you say. I’m gonna go get dressed now, kay”

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I knew once that the graduation ceremony was over; I wouldn’t have much time left, only two weeks and then off to Forks. So, I needed to make sure that I took advantage of it. I spent the remainder of my time getting up early and hitting the surf. I wasn’t exactly the most coordinated person, but when it came to surfing, it just fit. I couldn’t manage to walk on dry land without tripping over every rock in my path and even the ones that weren’t, but when it came to the waves, that was entirely different matter. The water and I, we were one.  I was going to miss this most of all, I knew that I was going to be able to surf in Washington, but it just wasn’t the same.
When I was younger, during the summer I used to go surf with Jacob Black. He was the son of my dad’s best friend. I used to go down to the reservation to La Push beach and we would spend all day out on the waves, Jacob was pretty good. Although I haven’t surfed in Washington since I was 14 and I never could get used to having to wear the wet suits, but it was better than nothing. Washington surf was more of a long board situation; again it was better than nothing. I would bring both of my boards with me, but I knew that I was never going to see any action riding my short board, which I honestly preferred; but hey you never know.
So, the day had arrived and it was time for me to head to the airport. Phil and my mom had already shipped a bunch of my stuff to Charlie’s, so all I had was a suitcase, my surfboards, backpack, and of course my iPod, never left home without it.
“Bells are you ready to go?” Phil shouted from outside.
“Yeah, I’m coming” I said as I stood in the middle of my room, giving it one last look. I really didn’t want to go. As I walked out the front door I plucked a flower from the plumeria tree and held it up to my nose taking in its fragrance.
Phil and my mom were already in the car ready to go. The drive to Honolulu was quiet, which was fine by me; I didn’t really feel like talking anyway. And I knew my mom was sitting up in the front seat trying not to cry, which I didn’t entirely understand, being that she was the one that wanted me to go in the first place.
“Okay, here we are” Phil said as he got out of the car to get my stuff.
“Bella, I am really gonna miss you. Promise to call as soon as you land. And make sure that you stay hydrated it’s a long flight and keep track of your bag. And …”
“Mom, I got it” I said cutting her off, before she got off on one of her tangents.
“And mom, I’m gonna miss you too” I said as I wrapped my arms around her. I could tell she was about to cry, so I let go and turned quickly to Phil, giving him a quick hug and thanking him, cause I knew he slipped me some extra cash in my backpack. He gave me a kiss on the cheek and handed over the luggage cart with my surf boards and suitcase.
“Good luck Bells, call if you need anything. And try and have some fun will ya” He said with a smile on his face.
“Bye guys love you both. I’ll call ya when I get there”
That was it. I turned and walked into the airport terminal. Now all I had to do was think positive. Yeah right. This was going to be a long summer. 
 

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Holy Shit Balls...

Well I would just like to announce that it has happened. I signed my contract yesterday. I am now an official author, for reals...Like for real real... Who would of thunk it!!! For sucks sake I am still trying to process it, I don't think that it has fully sunk in yet. I am pretty sure that it won't until I see my pretty book of erotic poetry in print. Stand by for details kiddies. I will let you know when and where and all the good stuff. I am so juiced, I can't believe that I actually did it. Yeah me!!! Ok now that my momentary period of self pronounced acclaim!!!

Okay another update...First chapter of my version of OB-scene fan fiction adaption of twilight is almost finished will be posted shortly...Love you all....

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Here's a Little Eye Candy For Ya!

Let this Wet your Little Whistles...

I thought these might help wet your appetites ooohhh lalala!!! YOUR WELCOME!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FZUQuvqKKw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbA50V0B5IU&feature=related

Here we go!!!

Okee Dokee artichokees,  I am working on my first adaptation, its to everyone's favorite "TWILIGHT"...Yeah, I can here the screams now. Now don't get your panties in a twist, it will have everything, it will be a fantastic recluse adaptation full of new settings and  of course chalked to the brim of hot steamy sex scenes. You know you all want it, of course we do, its the one thing we can't get enough of. For fucks sake if we have to wait over a year just to see it on the big screen we might as well be making up our own stories in the mean time just to pass the time. Am I right or am I right? And we all know that is gonna be put in some bullshit PG-13 setting so for us grown ups I am dropping the boundaries and letting it all come out the way the man upstairs intended for us to see it, well read it in this case. Ok, well I am off to write, so I can have something to wet our little appetites...off for  now my lovelies...kiss kiss

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