Tuesday, November 30, 2010

University of Eternity Chapter 14 prt1


Chapter 14
Wave of Yesterday and Today Part 1


  

EPOV

God she was beautiful and she was mine. I don’t know how I was such a lucky bastard; I know I am being selfish here. For fucks sake she is a human. I don’t want to think about that now, I just want to enjoy her, lover her, worship her and just know her. As she lay there in my arms sleeping, I could hear my family in the house, their various thoughts, all reflective of their personalities. But, again it was Alice who spoke through the crowd.

Edward Bella is going to be hungry when she gets up; Esme went to the store and got her some food for breakfast. Just wanted to let you know.

Thanks Pixie, I thought I smelled something familiar. I will come down and get something for her in a little bit…Hey Al?

Yes, Edward…The Answer to your question is yes…oh and yes to your next question. I am going to block you out now. You need to enjoy this and I don’t need a mental picture of that anymore than you need a mental picture of this…

Jesus Pixie…Christ on a crutch in a shit storm you did not need to show me that…I will not be able to scrub my brain of that monstrosity of a mental snap shot…GROSS…

Bye Edward…See you in a few…he hehe.
           
            Laying with Bella in my arms was perfection, no I take that back, what happened between her and I just a few hours ago, that was perfection. Now that I knew that it wasn’t bloodlust that drove me towards Bella, but rather lust in general. And I knew that I could be with her safely, I knew everything would be okay. Well at least for now. I knew it wouldn’t last forever, not for her it wouldn’t, but for me, forever was the one thing I would always have. And I would lover her forever, she was my true mate; I knew that, even if she was a human. It didn’t matter because I would rather have her for a day in this eternity, than have to go through it without her. So whatever time I had the privilege to spend with her, I would not take for granted. I would make it count. I loved her; from the moment I met her until forever.
            As my thoughts started to get away from me, I realized it was close to 8am. I decided I would go make Bella breakfast and bring it up to her; I didn’t want her to have to eat in from of my family. So, I slowly and with much regret removed myself from Bella’s warm naked body, dressed and made my way to downstairs to the kitchen.
            “Hello dear…how are you today and how is Bella?” Esme asked in her motherly fashion. She has nothing but lover and joy radiating from her. Her thoughts were of completeness, and just utter satisfaction and fulfillment. I couldn’t help the shit-eating grin that was plastered across my face.
            “Good, she is still sleeping, and she is good, well at least I think she is…she didn’t go running out the front door last night…she didn’t really say”
            “Don’t worry…Bella is strong, and she loves you…she just needs time to figure all of this out…I mean this isn’t exactly a situation one finds themselves in. Just trust your love for her Edward, and trust the love that she has for you. And know that no matter what everyone of us are here for you two. We love you both and we would never let anything happen to either of you. We just want the both of you to be happy” She just smiled back at me and placed her hand on my cheek.
            “Yeah…I know, I will. Thank you…you always know what I need to hear. You know I couldn’t have asked for a better mother” I wrapped my arms around Esme because really she was my mother. And it was the truth. I couldn’t have asked for a better mother in this eternal life, she always knew how to comfort me. “So I hear you went to the store for Bella…I smell a bit of home in this kitchen…what would you say to helping me make my love some breakfast for me to surprise her in bed with?”
            “Oh…of course…I would love to!” She broke away from our hug and went to the fridge which was never used unless for some reason our family had to entertain some of Carlisle’s hospital co-workers. She pulled out a bunch of fruit, oranges, mango, pineapple, papaya, coconut. “Dear I have some things in the pantry, I though we could make her some pancakes or something I didn’t know…I kind of went a little crazy at the store and bought a little bit of everything…what do you think?” I took a look at the pantry to see what Esme had purchased and she was right, it looked like she bought the entire store, it’s a good thing we had such a large kitchen to hold it all. I looked to see what Esme had on the counter from the fridge. “well I think I want to make her something from home, I think she really misses it…umm…maybe a small kine fruit salad and loco moco…I think she would like that…I was gonna take her surfing afterwards…cause I know she wants to go have dinner with her Dad and Sue later” Damn I might have to go and look up how to make a loco moco, I mean I know what it is, but its not like I have really cooked anything in the last 80 years or so and I don’t really want to give Bella nasty ass cooking or food poisoning or something.
            “Sounds perfect dear…I think she will love it!”
            “OOOOHHHH…. SHE WILL! SHE WILL…Here I printed this recipe off for you…had a feeling you might need it!” Alice said as she came bouncing into the kitchen and handed it to me. “Oh I know…I am going to go and get some flowers for her and that bamboo tray to put the food on…okee dokee…I’ll be back” And that was that and she bounced back out of the kitchen before we could say anything back to her. She was still blocking her thoughts from me, reciting the names of all the islands in the Pacific Ocean. Damn I really hope she wasn’t hiding something bad, she didn’t seem nervous, and Jasper was out hunting so there was no way for me to tell. Well shit.
            Esme and I set about to work preparing Bella’s breakfast. We prepared her fresh squeezed orange juice, a fruit salad of pineapple, mango, papaya, strawberries, and haupia in a small dish, and then we had a small plate with white rice, a fried hamburger patty, covered it in brown gravy and topped it off with a fried egg sunny side up. Alice had brought the bamboo tray in. She had put a tea leaf on the bottom and in a clear glass vase type of things she placed some ginger and birds of paradise with some of their leaves. She also placed a single white plumeria flower on the tray. I gave her a look when she did that. I knew why she put it there. Alice just looked back at me with the what?-I-don’t-know-what-you’re-talking-about-look. I had to give it to the little pixie; I knew Bella would think that was special. Any girl that was from Hawaii knew what that meant coming from a boy. When a boy gave a girl a flower to wear, and depending where she placed it, meant a whole hell of a lot. If she placed it on the right it meant she was single and if she placed it on the left it meant she was taken.  Everything on the tray looked to elegent, well as elegent as a loco moco can look. It wasn’t the most appealing culinary fare, but it was 100% Hawaiian style plate lunch kine grindz and I knew that my Bella would love it.
            It was close to 9:30am and I could hear Bella’s heart rate start to change, I knew she was starting to walk up. So I thanked Esme and Alice and took the tray of food and quickly went upstairs back to my sleeping beauty. She was just starting to stir, I quietly laid the tray on the bedside table and went to the stereo to put on some music. I wanted it to be something special and happy. I knew the perfect song to wake her with, I found it on my iPod and pressed start, I stripped out of my clothes and slid back into bed next to my beautiful Bella. The song started to play, “Kiss you in the Moring” by Kalaeloa and I quietly began to sing to her.
            “I kiss you in the morning, I kiss you in the evening…lay by you when you’re sleeping…my baby….” She slowly started to turn around and snuggle into my chest.  I continued to sing the song to her kissing the top of her hair between the lyrics, and rubbing gently up and down her back, just holding her near me. Fuck, I didn’t realize how much I missed her and I was just down in the kitchen for and hour and half. Jesusmaryandjosephonafuckstick I am turning into a pussy whipped bastard, but you know what I don’t give two shits.
            “mmmm…Aloha…wau i’a o’e...” She said in a sleepy sigh after the song finish.
            “Aloha wau i’a o’e to you to baby… did you sleep well?”
            “Uh huh…perfect actually…I don’t think I have ever slept that good in my life...hmmm…what smells good?’
            “Ohhh…that…well Esme and I made you some breakfast, we thought you would be hungry, you know just some small kine grindz..before we head out today. You’re gonna need your strength cause you’re gonna get worked today sis…your are cruzin wit the brada’s” I sat up and moved Bella to sit and grabbed her tray.
            “Here you go my love, Alice made look pretty for you” I let out a little laugh.
            “Holy hell…wow! I mean…wow…this looks insane!...Damn boss!...eek!...Loco Moco…Ooo myyy gaawd….Edward this is like my favorite kine breakfast!” She said in a excited weird girly squeak. So I am guessing Esme and I did good. So yet another shit-eating grin was plastered on my face.
            “No worries baby…He mea ole keia…besides…like I said you are cruzin wit the bradas today, so you better eat up!”
            “HUH?..Wat..are..you..oo..alking..ash…bout..?” She manage to ask through her chewing and shoveling of food in and to her mouth. Damn she was so adorable, if this was any other human, I would be thouroghly repulsed. But, she was so fucking cute, all naked, with her sex hair and eating my breakfast. I was just lost watching her.
            She stopped mid bite “What are you staring at?” breaking my Bella induced trance.
            “Oh…sorry nothing, just at how adorable you are…that’s all” She was too, she had no idea the effect that she had on me.
            “Oh my fucking shit on a triscit. You did not just call me adorable” and she rolled her eyes at me and proceeded to shovel more food in her mouth; and I just laughed at her.
            “Well are you almost pau, Em and Jazz will be back soon?”
            “Yep, why?”
            “Well..love today I thought we could go cruz to da kine, there is a good time swell coming in, and seeing as Rose and Alice are going shopping for god only knows what, Em and Jazz wanted to come and catch a few since their ladies were going to be gone for the day”
            “Oh…for sure…sounds killer, I had no idea that Emmette and Jasper surfed”
            “Oh yeah…Em is a bit of a hot dog, and Jasper is very spiritual he is more of a long boarder, but, yeah actually everyone in the family surfs, even Esme, she is actually a really good long boarder”
            “Wow…I had no idea…I guess I never really thought about it…cause…well…you know the no sun thing”
            “Yeah well I guess it comes in handy that we own a private island off of Brazil and a couple other choice private secluded locations that are strategically placed” All of a sudden Bella’s eyes got as big as saucers. “Oh fuck…that sounded really fucked up didn’t it?”
            “Umm…well…uh…its just overwhelming I guess…I mean…well…its not like you don’t obviously have money…like look at your house…I guess I …well..uh…I am going to shut up now”
            “No Bella…its fine…and you should know…because…well…I want you to know…I don’t want to have any secrets from you. Besides everything I have belongs to you too…I mean…well…it means nothing to me if I can’t share it with you”
            “Oh…um…well…um…maybe we could talk about this stuff later…I just want to have fun today…enough with the heavy…let’s just surf…I mean is that cool?”
            “Yeah baby…that sounds perfect…I couldn’t agree more” I said as smiled and leaned over to kiss her. “What do you say we jump in the shower and get ready to go, Em and Jazz are ready to go.
            “Sounds good…uh..how do you know that?” I just tapped my finger against my temple and she chuckled. Vampire senses. I grapped and we went to the bathroom to shower and get ready.

            Bro seriously no bumping uglies in the shower, I want to get my swirl on. And I don’t need your Edward and Bella Sex smell stinking up my Jeep ass monkey.
            Fuck off ass clown. We will be down in 15 minutes, and I don’t give a shit…roll down the damn window…Cause if she wants it I sure as shit am going to give it to her.
            Oh for fucks sake…Seriously…would you two stop…
            He started it Alice…Blame king kong the bumbling giant
            King Kong with the Big Schlong…
            Oh my fucking god…Really Em…Really?
            Shut the fuck up…both of you!
           
            After Bella and I had our shower and some quick loving we made it downstairs and headed out to the garage to get ready to go to the beach. The girls were getting ready to leave.
            “What the fuck Em? You give me shit but here you are with your hands practically down Rose’s pants when they are trying to leave” I said as I went to go grab my board to load onto Em’s Jeep.  He didn’t stop his assault on Rose, just merely lifted his hand to flip me off. The guys finished saying good-bye. And Alice and Rose talked to Bella for a few minutes while the guys and I finished getting the boards ready and secured on Em’s Jeep along with anything else we thought we would need for the day.  So after a second round of goodbyes Alice and Rose took off in Rose’s 1971 Dodge Charger, she really did love her cars. I have to admit, we all did, but that car was pretty fuckhot. All black, chrome, 100% pure Detroit muscle; her and Em did a lot of work on that car. I remember when they bought it back in 1971 she said she just had to have it. She always knew what cars to buy. Always had an eye for what was to be a classic.
            “Alright girl lets cruz…it’s time to get our swirl on”           
            “For sure…lets cruz”
            With that we all got into Em’s jeep and headed towards the beach. I grabbed the plumeria flower right before we left and had it in my hand. I handed the flower to Bella.
            “Here babe I have this for ya…thought you might like it” She took the flower from me with a smile on her face, I noticed that her blood spead up in her veins slightly and her heartbeat picked up. Emmette looked to me in the rearview mirror and smirked. I could feel Jasper, his thoughts went to Alice, he really did love her with everything he had. She placed the flower behind her left ear and leaned over and gave me a soft kiss on my lips, which I immediately returned.
            “Mahalo…I love it…I miss the smell of these so much…where did you get it?”
            “Oh uh…Alice grabbed it for me this morning, we have a couple of plumeria trees along with a bunch of other Hawaiian native plants in our greenhouse…oh shit…you haven’t had a chance to see it yet…damn…well…next time we are home…I will take you to see it”
            “Oh…groovey” She leaned over and kissed me again.
            “Okay honus time for some tunes…wahine…this is my playlist I created just for you…so your skinny ass better appreciate it” Emmette said in his booming chuckle.  She smiled back at Em and just giggled.
            “Whatever you say boss…lets hear it”
            And with that Emmette started his playlist that he so happened to name Cruzin with Little Wahine Surfer. The first song came on and Bella squealed, I mean holy fucking mother of Pele! She went bananas Ana Bananas at that.
            “Holy Ana Banana shit Em…this is Oohlah the Moc…they are like one of my favorite reggae bands…they are straight up da kine hawaiian style home grown bra…where did you find this?”
            “Duh wahine…itunes…hellooo…like hellooo…we so have a business in Hawaii and like a house on three of the islands there sis…I so know who Ooklah, Natty Vibes and Tribby Seeds are…and a bunch of the others…this brada ain’t choke stupid”
They just laughed and we made it through four of Bella’s song before we got to the beach. Natural Vibrations “Put a little Love”, Jason Mraz “I’m Yours” and Tribal Seeds “Island Girl”. After Bella heard all of these four songs I could tell she was kind of home sick, but at the same time she was totally stoked and ready to get her swirl on.
            “You ready babe?” I asked as I started to pull my wetsuit on, she had on this white bikini that she looked fuckhot in, practically making me hard as steel. She was pulling her wetsuit on.
            “For sure…kind of stoked…da kine put me in the mood…would be kinda nice to catch a barrel or two today…what to ya day boss…you ready to get worked by your old lady?” She said with an evil smirk and a playful sparkle in her eyes. Fuck she was hot.
            “Oh…is that what you think…if anyone is gonna get worked out there…its you babe…cuz your sexy ass is about to get rocked” I said as I leaned in and seductively said the last part in her ear. Then playfully smacked her sexy ass and grabbed my board and made my way to the shore.
            We all paddled out beyond the break, I never thought that one day I would be sitting out with my brothers and my girlfriend waiting to catch some waves. This moment was pretty surreal, but at the same time it was natural, like it was always meant to be. Like it was something that we did everyday. I could only hope it would be something that we did all the time. But, this was something I knew in my dead heart that I could do forever, but Bella, well for Bella that was a different story, one that had an ending, while my brothers and mine had an eternity.
            “So Bella…what are you going to do after the summer is over…well I assume that the grand town of Forks is not your final destination?” Jasper asked as we sat on our boards waiting for a set to roll in. All of a sudden it seemed to lull for a time.
            “Uh yeah…well I am going to UW this fall…thing is my Mom offered to pay for my school if I uh went to school there…you know to like…be around my Dad or whatever…since I have lived in Hawaii I haven’t ever really spent that much time with him…so she pretty much bribed me” She gave out a humorless laugh at her response.
            “Ahhh…I see…So in this Motherly attempt at cohersion…what do you plan on majoring in at U Dub…I mean since you HAVE to attend and all” Jasper asked with a hint of sarcasm.
            “Well their Boss my deal is surfing obviously and if I could I would eat, sleep, and breath, this…but I don’t think you can major in surfing…well at least not yet...” She says with a sexy ass smirk “But really…I think I will go into journalism…see I love literature, but I can’t handle being stuck in a library or some shit like that, but my secret passion is photography. So I would love to work for a surf mag or something, doing photo journalism, ya know shit like that…take pictures, travel, surf…I mean what could be bad about that gig…pretty much my dream job right there” She sighed, her eyes glazed over for a moment, she was lost in a memory. She was beautiful in that moment; you could see the peace she felt. “Yeah back home…I had taken a few pictures and submitted them to a couple of local magazines and have done some small kine art show stuff…nothing major…but I really do love it…there is just something about looking through a lens and all of a sudden you get to see a secret right there out in the open, right in front of everyone’s eyes, but only you get to capture it…I don’t know, quiet beauty I suppose”
            Damn bro she is meant for you. Remember when we found those pictures of you in our local magazine of you surfing at night. I mean granted no really knows that the mag belongs to our family but still, kind of ironic ya know? They were submitted from an anonymous photographer. You should show those to Bella, I bet she would love that shit.
           
            I just looked over at Jasper and gave him a look that said not-now-bro. Our magazine was part my surfboard business, but they weren’t directly related more of a sister business now that the company was so big. But Bella said this morning that she wanted to wait to talk about money and all that so, really don’t want Jasper brining any of that up right now. Fun, we need to just have fun.
           
            “Sooo what you’re saying wahine is that you want to go to U Dub to become a traveling surf bum…that’s kinda hot shit there Bells” Emmette said with booming laughter…”That’s fucking awesome…Belly you’re my new hero…hey wahine…check it sis…set rolling in…you up for a little wager?”
            “What’s that boss…50$ says you bite before it even breaks?” Bell let out in a laugh and snorts. Neither Jasper nor myself could contain our laughter. We busted up.
           
            Bro your chic rocks I am so taking this bet. Em is going to get rocked. I say we up the stakes. You in. He still owes me for the last time anyway.

            “You are on little wahine...50$ it is…and if I win…and you get rocked…you have to run down first beach in the buff…what do you say to those terms Belly?”
            “Fine with me boss…and if I win…I get the 50$ and you have to run down first beach in the buff…during the 4th of July BBQ…What say you?”
            “Um…well here is the thing Bells…can’t really step foot on first beach…kinda…”
            “Em…hit it…gotta roll bro…waves coming in” Jasper yelled out and before the terms were completely set Bella and Emmette paddled into the wave.
            “Fuck bro” Jasper said to me
            “UH…yeah…this is going to be a tough one to explain”
            “No worries she can handle…she is still here”

            I sure hope Jasper was right. I only hope that Bella could deal with this little slice of information. Why the fuck did Emmette have to open his big fat mouth. I swear to Pele that guy doesn’t think before he says anything. Fuck. Now we have to go and spill more shit to Bella and right before she has dinner with Sue Clearwater of all people too. Double Fuck.









Images Taken from Google.com/images...then I ganked them
Videos taken from YouTube.com

Well there you have hoors...I hope you like it...It's a long chapter that is setting off a crazy chain of events...this is only the first part of yet another 2 parter...You should be totally stoked by the way, cause I totally implanted some of my favorite tunes in this beasty of a chapter. These tunes are some of my favorite bands from Hawaiian, I used to go see Nat Vibes and Trib Seeds at a bar/club called Pipeline and when I first moved to Honolulu I got shit drunk with a band called Ooklah the Moc at a bar called Board Riders in Kailua, I used to go watch the play at a bar called Anna Bananas hence my little snappy shout in there...And well Jason Mraz well I can give snaps to Uncle the boy made it, so I can dig it. Love his early stuff, not that crazy about his newer stuff. But his older stuff is definitely worth a listen. Anyway skanks, I hope you like my dry crack at humor here, cause the next couple chapters are going to get heavy...So yeah...soak it up Monkeys...and as always...Huggies and Squishies hoors...Thanks for sticking around and toughing it out with me...I know it has taken foreva for me to update...But I love you all none the less...Kisses!!! Enjoy!!! COMMENT BITCHES!!!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Because I Just Can't Help Myself...

Okay Monkeys...You know you have all been prowling the internet since the mass onslaught of photos of Rob and Kristen's arrival in Brazil (great surfing there by the way) anyway. However, the point to this panting soaking media fuckery is the fact that I believe the a long awaited question has been finally answered. A question that I know all of you little hoors have been asking in you dirty little minds since Rob's rise from his post-pubescent modeling days (pun completely intended). What question is that you ask? (as if you skanktards don't already know). The question that has popped up in every gay mans mind and soaked the brain of every female from here to infinity and beyond is...BOXERS OR BRIEFS? HMMMMM OOOOHHHH YESSSS slutz don't even act like you haven't been saving those pictures in your spank bank file on your computer and sneaking out late at night to take a little peak or two or three. Well it seems the question has been answered. Personally I prefer commando, it's more practical if you know what I mean? (In case you feel the need for a little impromptu sexin), but, in the case for the need for such under garments, I am pro boxer briefs all the way. TOO effing sexy. They are the best of both worlds for all intense and purposes.


I am all wet in here...You want to come in and Play?


ooo...take it off..Please! I promise I will be good! (fingers are so crossed behind my back)

You can jump into to my pond anytime...grrr...

Enjoy Monkeys...Chapters for UE will be up soon...Sorry about the delay...Just been totes distracted...My brain functions have been on the fritz...CrazyKate is outa here...Huggies and Squishies...P.S. Try not to lick the screen...kisses!!!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

R.I. P Andy Irons...Cruising on the eternal epic wave...






So basically the world has lost a great man...Andy Irons one of the world's greatest surfers has passed away at the young age of 32. I have been following his epic rise in the surfing world for over 15 years. I would love watching the stellar battle between him and Kelly Slater, another great. Kick ass buds in life and fierce wave riders. My heart goes out to the Iron's family especially his brother Bruce and to all of Any's friends...Hawaii won't be the same without you Boss...I only hope that you have found your eternal epic Wave...Catch Barrel Boss... \|||/ Rocka Shaka...ALOHA HUI HOU...